One thing I promise you…

April 18th, 2007

We aren’t going to hear anyone referring to Cho Seung-Hui, the Virginia Tech gunman, as a Christian terrorist.

Sure, he most likely is one – in the “manifesto” he sent to NBC he almost compares his suffering to Christ’s on the cross – so I’m pretty sure he thought himself quite religious. He apparently railed against the hedonism and other behaviors of his classmates at school.

But he’s not a Christian terrorist. We don’t have those.

Code Monkey

February 28th, 2007

I found this the other day, somewhere on the web and it’s eerily captivating*. There are certainly days that I feel like a code monkey; especially the first verse.

If you like it, go to the link here and give the guy a buck.

And, I swear, every day it seems I’m getting dumber. I don’t think I am; and I’m reminded of that study that came out a while ago about how incompetent people don’t know the limits of what they can successfully do, so they don’t realize that they are in way over their heads, but I’m also afraid that that study isn’t a self fulfilling prophecy — it’s entirely possible that I both think I’m not terribly good, and that in fact I am also not terribly good.

*sigh*

On the plus side, the people at work don’t seem to have caught on yet, so all I need to do is make it thru another 20 or so years and I can retire.

A brief history of me, I guess. Part 1.

February 26th, 2007

So, Miguel in comments suggests that I should chat more about Mac OS 9 stuff here in the blog. I’m not sure how much I can or want to talk about. I still work at Apple, and I like my job, so some things are certainly still confidential.

But, beyond that, a lot of stuff probably isn’t terribly interesting to most folks. I’ll write about what I remember, and see if anyone seems to care.

I started at Apple in April of 1989, roughly a year out of college. I graduated from the University of Wisconsin: Madison in spring of 1988, then got a job at a local company called Persoft which did terminal emulators, and was just starting up doing Macintosh programming for a product they’d acquired called Ize. Weirdly, I hadn’t put a lot of effort into my job search — I’d interviewed with some companies on campus as they came, but the only offer I got was because Persoft had a meet-and-greet in the comp sci department that I happened to drop in on. It was cool to get a job locally, because my girlfriend was still trying to go to school, and by staying local it avoid a whole bunch of “does she move with me, or do we try to do the long distance thing, or what” problems.

Then, six months after I started, Persoft laid me off, because they were bleeding money, the existing PC ( pre-Windows ) Ize wasn’t selling well, they’d probably hired too many people. At the time, I was really naive, because in November of the year they’d hired a new CEO, and the first company-wide meeting we had with him started off with him saying “I wasn’t hired to cut a bunch of jobs” ( and, important life lesson: When the CEO says “I wasn’t hired to cut a bunch of jobs”, he was probably hired to cut a bunch of jobs. )

So, just after Christmas, having spent a bunch of money on presents in my first year with a real job, I come back to work, and my boss and his boss come into my office with “There’s a company wide meeting at 1pm, but we’re laying you off, so we need your key and you need to be out of the building by 12:30pm. You can pack your office now, or come back and do it later.” speech. They leave, and I pick up the company phone and make my first long-distance on the company dime phone call to my friend Pete, who got a job at Apple the summer before.

Then, a couple months in Madison working part time doing software stuff, at a company trying to do low end cash register networks and hang a bunch of printers off the same serial line, while interviewing again on campus with all the companies coming thru. Microsoft had their act together, and when they saw my resume they flew me out to Redmond, I had a day of interviews ( during the snowstorm of 1989, which didn’t strike me as unusual since Winconsin had plenty of snow, but which Redmond rarely got ) and they offered me a job at the end of the day. But, I didn’t want to work at Microsoft; I wanted to work at Apple.

Apple, though, wasn’t interviewing on campus. My friend Pete was feeding me info on what jobs were open inside the company, and I was trying to get an interview, but nothing was clicking. Then, out of the blue I got a call from someone at Apple, who had seen my resume and wondered if I was going to come see them when they were on campus the next week interviewing in the business school.

For some reason, Apple was interviewing in the business school on campus. None of the engineers would know this, since we interviewed out of a different place, so when Apple came I was one of the only actually software engineers they saw; most were folks who took business computing, which at the time meant COBOL. I pretty much wow-ed the recruiter, who told me flat out that he wanted to hire me.

That, of course, was great news, and I did fly out to Cupertino and interview with a bunch of people in Apple’s Information Systems group ( which did Apple’s business systems, not R&D ), but anything at Apple would be head and shoulders above what I could do in Madison, so I flew back home and waited for the offer letter.

Which didn’t come. The guy I interviewed with wanted to hire me; he’d told me again and again, but Apple is horrible at hiring people. Apple was horrible back then at hiring people, and it’s still horrible. My boss-to-be was fighting to get permission to hire; the company was going in and out of a hiring freeze ( none of which I really knew from far away ), and I was delaying as much as I could telling Microsoft whether I wanted their job.

More next time, I guess. This is already too long, and I should ge in bed.

So, I’m watching “Cops”, and it occurs to me

February 4th, 2007

that the drug problem here in America is the only thing that is teaching our children and citizens about the metric system.

Happy New Year, I guess

December 31st, 2006

I should really try to write more. One of the reasons I wanted to do the blog was so that I could remember when I did things, and when they happened, or what I was thinking about during the day, etc.

Except I don’t ever really have time for that. Heck, I don’t have time for most of the things I want to do. My list of stuff around the house that I want to do is quite lengthy; I’ve got Keith Explains! shows queued up to edit; I need to finish my application to be on the planning commission. Argh!

Well, happy new year everybody. Some of you would have gotten a Christmas card from us, except we haven’t gotten around to sending them out.

I should learn more of this stuff.

December 16th, 2006

Learn 10 good UNIX usage habits

Learn 10 good UNIX usage habits

because I end up writing a lot of scripts and such to get things done at work. Not enough, probably, so I should get better at it.

Octopus escaping through a 1 inch hole

December 4th, 2006

Octopi are quite cool; a while back when Loretta and I went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium the docent there explained how the octopus in the exhibit would, at night, sneak out of its aquarium, crawl across the lab ( not in the water ), open up a screw jar with treats in it, and then sneak back into its aquarium.

Fear the octopi. Some day they will kill us all.

I agree with this 100%…

November 12th, 2006

Save Britney’s Marriage!

Dealmac.com’s TV ad is showing Ed Bradley, who just passed away.

November 10th, 2006

I’d opened this page two days ago, before news had gotten out, and saw Ed Bradley was the image on the tv. Tonight when I came across that window again, I thought “Surely someone at dealMac has noticed that they have the picture of a man who just passed away up.”

Nope.

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And, looking at the obituary on washingtonpost.com, I swear DealMac just clipped the same picture to drop in as the tv screen.

Update: Although the sale it as Fry’s, the page and image were actually from dealMac.com, not Frys.com.

Two observations from my friend Jim…

November 6th, 2006

Rule #1: President GW Bush sticks to his guns, even when he’s wrong.

Rule #2: President GW Bush is frequently wrong.