{"id":4,"date":"2005-10-21T10:38:31","date_gmt":"2005-10-21T17:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/how-to-tell-if-the-internet-is-healthy\/"},"modified":"2005-10-21T12:56:48","modified_gmt":"2005-10-21T19:56:48","slug":"how-to-tell-if-the-internet-is-healthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/2005\/10\/21\/how-to-tell-if-the-internet-is-healthy\/","title":{"rendered":"How to tell if the Internet is healthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been hearing a lot about this bird flu thing lately, but I didn&#8217;t think it would interfere with my porn.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scoreboard.keynote.com\/scoreboard\/Main.aspx?Login=Y&#038;Username=public&#038;Password=public\">Internet Health Report<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been hearing a lot about this bird flu thing lately, but I didn&#8217;t think it would interfere with my porn. Internet Health Report<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-web-places"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}