{"id":247,"date":"2010-07-10T23:02:06","date_gmt":"2010-07-11T07:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/?p=247"},"modified":"2010-07-10T23:03:09","modified_gmt":"2010-07-11T07:03:09","slug":"my-woot-bag-of-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/2010\/07\/10\/my-woot-bag-of-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"My Woot Bag of Crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, after a couple years of trying really hard to get a mythical Woot Bag of Crap, and cursing every time the stupid server of theirs would go down the instant the bag of crap came up for purchase, I&#8217;d given up hope. &nbsp;But, a few weeks back there was a Woot off, and I was sitting in my office, and I saw that the current item ( a wireless mouse ) was sold out, so I hit refresh to see what the next item was, and HOLY SHIT IT&#8217;S THE BAG OF CRAP. ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!<\/p>\n<p>Except I was pretty sure I&#8217;d missed it again, since I did manage to enter in my CVC code for my credit card, and hit the confirmation button, but then the page timed out, so I was dejected.<\/p>\n<p>Except about 15 minutes later I saw that a bag of crap had appeared in my &#8220;Order summary&#8221;. &nbsp;Woo!<\/p>\n<p>Here, without further ado, is the unboxing. &nbsp;Starting with the box&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0457_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0457_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0457_2.jpg\" width=\"531\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Since it was only 5 lbs, and about 12&#8243; along the largest side, I was pretty sure that it didn&#8217;t have a 60&#8243; plasma display inside.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0459_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0459_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0459_2.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As expected, none of those items are large plasma televisions. &nbsp;Instead, they&#8217;re<\/p>\n<p>1. &nbsp;A 10 function remote with a display. &nbsp;Apparently I need a Windows machine to set it up.<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0460_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0460_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0460_2.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"623\" \/>2.<\/p>\n<p>2. A Disney &#8220;Pirates of the Caribbean&#8221; phone \/ game holder, with a carabiner on the back side.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0461_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0461_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0461_2.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"580\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3. A wired &#8220;Netbook&#8221; mouse, with a cord in a little retractable holder.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0462_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0462_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0462_2.jpg\" width=\"482\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. A wireless mouse, in some kind of OEM packaging, so it might be Bluetooth or something else.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"IMG_0463_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stattenfield.com\/keith\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/IMG_0463_2.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_0463_2.jpg\" width=\"479\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Overall, not a bad haul for $8.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, after a couple years of trying really hard to get a mythical Woot Bag of Crap, and cursing every time the stupid server of theirs would go down the instant the bag of crap came up for purchase, I&#8217;d given up hope. &nbsp;But, a few weeks back there was a Woot off, and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-having-fun","category-miscellaneous"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":250,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stattenfield.org\/keith\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}