I’m going to take this as an endorsement

As most of you know, I’ve gone into the fake pills business, because I’m not sure this “being a highly paid” engineer thing is panning out. Instead, this being the land of opportunity, I’m going to try to get rich selling sugar pills to gullible folks or folks who are really smart and get the joke. Since most celebrities don’t fall into the latter group, but have advisors who do, I’ve had trouble lining up celebrity-type endorsers. However, I’ve been sending them out to various folks to try to interest them. Back in March, after I saw Stephen Colbert talk about how he had a huge set of cahones, I knew he could use a dose of my product, so I sent him a set. Totally free, because I care about people on television...