Archive for May 13th, 2008

The new store is now open for business…

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

Back in January, I opened the finest store on the internet selling penis reduction placebos, at www.PenisReductionPills.com. In the months since then, well, sales have been better than zero, but I’m not a millionaire yet. Since I’m running out of jokes about penis reduction, and still have lots of little bottles in my house, and […]